Things my Landlord Says

  • Don’t feel, Amanda.  Don’t feel.
  • Don’t call your family tonight.  It will ruin my dignity.
  • You did vote for Obama, didn’t you?
  • Next time your family sends you a package, tell them to send me miniature trees.
  • This bucket is disturbing me.
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